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This (aint) no Rock of Love

Ok, the guy in the middle (BIG BLONDE HAIR) is not dressed up in a Halloween costume.  That dude is a Brett Michaels wanna be!  This picture was taken in 1988 (20 years ago), and the guy with the BIG BLONDE HAIR is me.  I was a big Poison fan back in the day...I went from Poison to MC HAMMER (only in the 80's).  Don't ask how long it took me to do my fro.

Yeah BABY!

    My sister Brandie sent me these pictures from our...uh,um... family photo album...lookin' sexy baby!...well, maybe not.  Funny stuff Brandie!

This sucks!

Broken sunglasses, I've had these pair for 2 stinkin' years.  These were my favorite pair and I put them in my book bag (aka. MAN BAG)...SUCKS!

Balloons (and a cutie).

  

Man, I love balloons.  Most people get GIDDY when they see a bundle of balloons wrapped together. 

Top 5 things I think  of when I see balloons:

• The song by Nena, 99 Luftballons (sorry, I'm a product of the 80's)
• The Red Balloon (I remember seeing this movie in Elementary School).
• Creepy clowns with a balloon (I hate clowns).
• Curious George and his balloons. (One of my all time favorite books).
• Helium sucking (Come on, I know you do it too).

Legally Blonde?

What the...Did she just say, "everywhere, such as..." I try hard to break down my stereotypes of people...so I know this has nothing to do with her being blonde.  Do you own a map?  And can you locate the United States on a map?   

Fish Face

Blurp! Blurp!  One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish!

This sucks!

My wife sent me this video by e-mail (be careful a little graphic)...car troubles and plummer butt, they go together like peas and carrots!

Tanning booths to SUNBEDS

I haven't been in a tanning booth (oops, I mean SUNBED-times have changed)since the 80's...trying to get these white legs a little tan.

Jesus Statue Held Hostage

If you don't think people are crazy, think again!  Check out this news report, the headlines read, "Jesus held hostage over dog-do-do."

How low have I fallen...from Pizza Heaven to Pizza Hell

In just one day I went from Pizza Heaven (New York style pizza from SoHo's Cafe) to PIZZA HELL.  My wife and I came home from a long day of work, were hungry, tired, and go into our refrigerator to get some good EATS.  Guess what?  Nothing in the dang freezer except a Jack's FREEKING Mexican Style Pizza - the epitome of PIZZA HELL.  What's a Jack's Pizza doing in my freezer?  I don't have any FRICKEN idea...but I was so hungry I ate that CHEESE DEMON!!! OOOOOHHHH...how low have I fallen!!!

The Quickie Movie Review:  Edwinna and I watched Transformers on DVD from our lap-top - WOW!  Our mouths dropped - totally cool movie, thumbs UP from the both of us...Pizza sucked!  Movie was GREAT!